BUSTED RED HANDED!!!
JEFF WOOLWINE FORGED THIS MUFON DOCUMENT AFTER HE GOT CAUGHT LYING ABOUT HIS STATUS AS A MUFON MEMBER FOR PHOENIX, AZ.
                        
On May 5th, 2007 Jeff Woolwine was on Sam Willy's "UFO Radio Report Show" talking about the petroglyph-UFO connection when I decided to call in. Before I go on here I have to let everyone know that I have all of Jeff's videos which show everything unedited and in raw form. After watching hours of flares, headlights, planes and most annoying, balloons being called UFOs, I decided to take on the responsibility of helping Jeff to NOT make a fool of himself by going public with such garbage and had a heart to heart with him about what I see on his videotape. Needless to say Jeff did not want to hear about the strings on the balloons which I easily found on his tape. He insists that the strings are devices used by the lizard people to abduct small animals and people. BTW the lizard people, according to Jeff, live under the rocks and come out of the cracks in the rocks at certain times of the year when the sun strikes the rocks at a certain angle letting them know it's time to "fly." How convenient for him to say such a thing when you can't prove it. He also claims that these creatures give off energy but he has yet to prove that with any trace evidence.

With all the evidence I have to tell otherwise, Jeff has SOLD himself to many local news agencies and talk shows trying to get the word out about his so-called findings. Even I, at one time, fell for his shenanigans but continued my search for the truth by analyzing his videos and making believe I was his friend to acquire all the knowledge Jeff has accumulated during his "research." He claims that the local archaeologists missed the boat when it came to figuring out that the carvings on the rocks are of UFO sightings and not dreams or the Indian's way of documenting their lives. Jeff claims to be an amateur archaeologist for over 10 yrs. Ten years and still an amateur? So you mean to tell me that professional archaeologists have no clue as to what the petroglyphs mean and Jeff does? OMG please help us all! He never finished 8th grade!!!

Jeff never went to high school either but if you visit his website www.petroglyphsinthesky.com you will see how intelligent this guy is not. Countless spelling errors and incorrect grammar makes his website one of the worst I've ever seen. If he wants to be a credible ufologist he needs to have a credible website with no spelling errors and no goofy pictures of floating wolves and eyeballs. Even the most credible researchers use spell check but when I told Jeff about all his errors he didn't want to listen and left the site as is. A perfect example of someone who knows everything and knows nothing.  

Every time I tried to be his friend he would talk about me behind my back. He thinks all Phoenix Ufologists/skywatchers are jealous of him because we didn't make the UFO-petroglyph connection and haven't been on TV as much. Not only that he thinks I am jealous because he said he was offered a TV show, written about in UFO Magazine, was on TV more than me and more radio shows than me. When he was on Sam's radio show the other day he just bragged about all his accolades and how popular he is when in fact the opposite is the truth. He was also very rude to Sam and tried to take over his show by not letting Sam talk. Showing total disrespect as always.

According to Alexa.com's rankings Jeff website is raked at 6.5 million out of 6.8 million websites tracked whereas my site Cnufos.com is ranked at 956,000. I am not bragging here but just making a point that he is failing miserably where I am succeeding. It's amazing to me that anyone would believe such garbage videos like Jeff's as real UFOs. Only people who are not true researchers know the difference so it's easy for Jeff to get away with balloons as UFOs for a little while.

I am dedicating this page to show that what I've been saying for 2 yrs is true. I have the unedited videos, the videos that Jeff gave me showing all the crap he won't put on his site He will only post the portion to his website which doesn't show the strings. It's the oldest trick in the book. Jeff also doesn't work for a living. he has a small disability for which he gets a check each month when he could work as a telemarketer making much more money than the US government gives him and that makes me mad as well. He has other problems for which I can't tell you but if you look at the guy you will know he has a problem. Got it? And this is supposed to be a credible researcher?

Here are a few videos made by a friend of mine showing how Jeff is really a hoaxer and how he brags about being on TV and radio all the time. This page will be updated regularly as I find the time to download Jeff's garbage to my computer to show the truth behind "The Master Hoaxer." Woolwine = Foolwine!

More Videos To Come Debunking Woolwine

Here's Jeff On UFO The Radio Report Show with Sam Willy
(This is the part where I call in and challenge Jeff. He runs like a little girl when faced with the truth and hangs up)