$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Welcome to the objective reality of the UFO scene. We have decided to share the results of a great test in human stupidity and ignorance with those who seek to truly understand that which has fooled them all either knowingly or unknowingly into supporting and believing (or not) in a complete and total joke on the people of the world. The world revolves on profits and lies and UFOism and the entire fake society created in the world of supposed UFO research was created by companies and individuals who have learned much like we did in our little experiments that people don't really give a damn about the truth and the only thing they are interested in is entertainment and products to buy.

While it may seem silly the truth is actually pretty simple, In the UFO society you have 2 groups

Group 1 - The people behind the scenes (Product makers or ufo product sellers or news services) This group involves merchants,companies, individuals, producers and anyone else who has managed to make or sell ufo material or stories to the public or through private sales or just from reporting (Site or tv advertisement.. This group is responsible for all stories released to the public and for 90% of all ufo video footage released to the public and absolutely nobody in group 1 CARES if the ufo stories are REAL OR FAKE... They only want either something to sell or something to report and if they can not make money or a story off of it you will never hear about it or see it.

Group 2 - Experiencers and believers - These are the group of people who have either experienced what they believe to be UFO experiences or people who have just watched too much X files... Either way this is the group targeted by group 1 without group 2... group 1 would not exist! However group 2 would exist just fine without group 1 so what you have is a kind of vampire consumerism... People feeding off those who truly believe in or have interest in the UFO phenomenon.

Now people may believe that individuals can fit into both groups but it is just not true, Once you are a member of group one you are enlightened to the possibilities of how money you can make off group 1 and surprisingly you can make a lot of money without any work or effort... I should know i have more than i ever wanted to from selling the rights to video footage and selling video footage period... and it all started from an accident. In the beginning i never really set out to make money off UFOS.. However thanks to rense.com and them posting my first ever shot of a "rod" of which took absolutely no effort besides getting stoned and playing with the camera... when looking back at the footage i noticed what appeared to be a jose escamilla ROD... Of which i have personally proven without a doubt to be BUGS elongated onto camera frames without any doubt... However back when i first shot the original rod i was interested in the phenomenon and sent the image to rense.com webmaster from rense.com and sure enough they posted the entire story online and within 2 days i had offers from around the world for the photo of the rods from around $1000 to $3000 for a 3 second piece of footage i had accidentally captured while stoned off my ass shooting video of nothing! So i did what any faithful weedsmokin loser would have done.. i sold the shit! made thousands and bought hella dank... and bongs shit i smoked so much i think i nearly died.. all thanks to rense! Thank james!

After that i had a taste of what it was like for the members of group 1 and after i spent all the money i made off the bugs flying too close to the lenses... I thought to myself.. This is amazing.. I wonder what i could make if i actually tried to make some money off ufos... Hell i didn't even mean to make a penny off this silly fake bug shit and i was thinking on the possibilities on what i could make if i actually set out to do so... and at that moment i became a member of group 1.

My first idea was to make a movie.. about ufos... I didn't care if the video was real or fake i just wanted to see what i could make out of it... So i began work on what became the "Signs from the sky" series... I started by just carrying around a camcorder when i would go out and smoke weed and road trip here and there... within 6 months i had enough to begin work on the movie, i had enough drunken stoner shot video to fill up hours of stuff... and most of it would be better and cooler than what the other members of group 1 were doing... Considering group 1 has a really bad habit of passing around old footage... You will end up with 100 ufo movies with different covers and names all with the same basic ufo footage... This is a curse of everyone trying to make a buck off someone else's video.... and i had brand new shit... never seen anywhere LOL... No that it mattered.. people will buy ANYTHING UFO related.... and i had at this point collaborated with other people around the world and obtained permission to use their footage as well so hell it was a win win situation.

First thing i did considering i knew nothing about video editing and video production... was to buy a phat sack of dank... this would prepare me mentally for the entire thing.. Since making money off UFOS requires no talent other than a slightly higher intelligence than that of your intended market i was set! I began by capturing all the videos i had and then i began taking frames out and doing basic graphic enhancements of it all.. i was so stoned really i don't remember making the actual movie but i know i did because i sold it for years and made a lotta dough... Mainly because i knew rense.com would advertise the movie for a small fee and the customers would buy shit... as long as the box was pretty! and that they did.

Signs from the sky was born!! WOO HOO $$$$$

When i realized how much money i made off the silly ass movie i did something i never planned to do... but did anyway's because i didn't really give a shit about UFOS once i realized nobody else did either.. In order to properly expose my new dvd i had to break some stories out... so i decided to get stoned and rense.com webmaster was making ufo prints and selling them so i emailed him and asked him what program he made the graphics with and he told me bryce so i obtained bryce and in about a week i made my first fake ufo video.... i pioneered my own stoner techniques... some that would later be used in the phoenix video "years later".. and with bryce i had managed to create not only a super silly looking fake video with black orbs flying around... but the orbs themselves were so cool that skeptics who knew the video was fake called the video "birds in reverse"... i laughed my ass off because there were no birds involved... just a few rendered black orbs in a bryce scene with the "depth of 3d" option enabled... this made the orbs seem to be real and birdy.. HEHE.. I did this entire bryce scene on a bluescreen background and imported it into a video program and did the same thing they do in hollywood... Put the stuff from the bluescreen on top of the real video and walla! Cheap ass hoax...

Now since i was done, i submitted the footage to rense... figuring i would get back the reply "It's a fake you moron what the fuck" However luck was with the intelligence factor and quickly i got the reply.. AMAZING FOOTAGE!!! I WILL HAVE THE STORY UP TONIGHT - rense.com webmaster

After that i was selling thousands of dollars of video a month without any complaints.... Everyone was sending emails requesting a sequel... but i never planned on it...... but for now... i was running ufotheatre and posting all the cheesy videos people were sending... i received so many fakes and bullshit that i just laughed most of the time but sometimes i would post them and people could not get enough!

Well, that began my experiments to say the least.... I had did research on all the best ufo hoaxers around and learned that people believed just about anything they were told... or shown... I branched out after that.... Knowing that i could do just about anything and people would but it... I began my experiments in consumer idiocy... I began by making the most absurd shit i could think of and putting up advertisements on rense.com to see if the shit would sell... SURE enough the shit sold at least 5 to 10 times my initial advertising investments... My first silly ass experiment was a book i had published called "The secret of immortality"... This was a total wreak of stoner insanity... for an entire week i got stoned and wrote up this insane crazy shit about how you can be reincarnated... i made a very pretty sweet website and paid rense.com and the advertisement was good! I only had 200 copies printed at the press and within a week 150 were sold... i knew that the book sucked ass and that whenever the people got them they would complain to rense.com and sure enough they did.... the ad was taken down and i was refunded half the money... however i sold 150 copies all for $29.95 a piece.. the advertisement was about $500 back then for a showcase and i was refunded $250 so i made a phat weeks pay of about... $4000... So yea no love lost...

Next... I went further, I decided to learn basic programming and write a program that would by definition "Expand your mind and make you psychic" So i spent 2 weeks and made the program "Psy Matrix"... the program sold hundreds of copies in 3 months... netting over $6000 from rense.com advertising alone.. So my initial experiments were successful.... I knew exactly how to go from basic conception to advertisement to payment... all without any help from anyone else!

This proved to be pretty useful in my future work.... I sold different products through rense over the years... Made my share of stoner ducketts... Staying high almost the entire time... Some products were not as successful, but all of them made good on my projection of at least 2 times initial investment... and since i had at least 2 or 3 products selling at any time i was making enough to support my crazy drug habits and extensive amount of fines i would end up with for dwi's... busted with weed... and other crazy drug induced trips to the jail... but who cared... all they wanted was money and they got it... fuck em

Moving on, from 2001 to 2005 i sold more copies of signs from the sky than i did anything else so i knew that any future work would best be spent making another UFO movie... So after lots of planning and collaboration with other members from group 1 who i had met/worked with on various cash yielding projects over the years i began to see exactly how to juice this UFO bitch for what she was worth once and for all.... So i began by designing a way to set the stage for the events... First thing was deciding how to set the stage for massive free advertising... after lots of careful contemplation and help from other people from group one... the decision was made... Phoenix, Az would be the best place to go ahead with the plans... and since i had planned to do video work for a group from california in the summer of 2005 that would be the best time to hit the area for the plans... The first plan was not my own but brilliant no less.. My work with very deviant and clever "UNNAMED" individuals from california we hatched a plan to begin a series of phoenix UFO upheavels... The first plan took place weeks before the FAKE UFO event... The first thing we did was sneak into phoenix, and around 2am me and 4 other cash hungry cohorts initiated the first fake event... we first created a fake crop circle... er crop patches... we were high and blitzed and went in for 3 hours and trampled though the grass in the perfect spot picked out by our favorite phoenix dropnigga.. After a few hours the grass when smashed down like a bunch of jackasses drunk and stoned went into the field... we all went to our hotel and passed the fuck out... i had bugs and bumps all over my arms and legs..! fuck crop circle making that shit sucks... the next day we took off to wait out the results in our secret bunkers and to see how the city reacted... To make a long story short here is what happened!

Click here to see the idiots come forth with their personal retardation of these events

http://www.azfamily.com/ontv/teased/stories/KTVKTeased20050525.2ad74484e.html

There is a lot more we stirred up that night, the initial experiment was super successful, morons poured in from all over the world to step into our super stoner romping area.... Scott davis the genius hoax buster himself flew down in his chopper! just to walk in our awesome creation... LOL

After the crop circle we knew that phoenix was hot.... So i went to phoenix to complete the free advertising cycle and do what no man has done before... Get stoned and use the idiotic news to make some cash... i knew scott davis would find me if i just made a story for him and sure enough... I went and found a spot and shot video of some mountains up there and venus just happened to be right above it... so i did some real cool shots of it and i took the video back and spent about 2 hours changing the entire thing into an amazing sequence of ufos... and despite human idiocy... the video used no 3d programs... no fancy dumb ass motion tracking or whatever the morons used to recreate my "real" video... In fact nothing accept a single video capture program was used.

After i made the fake video, i sent mpegs to my evil cohorts in crime for the initial approval... I wanted to release something that would shock the idiots.... but piss off the intelligent jackasses... This would serve a 2 fold purpose... 1 being to get the story in the news... I knew that the entire video would easily be debunked... but not with traditional methods... since my video used totally new methods of ufo hoaxing people who had previously exposed hoaxes would not be able to pinpoint how it was done, while they could say yea its hoaxed... they could not prove it... It was a dark genius idea... The press would spray the news across the world and we would reap the sales and eternal spamming of the web site name throughout the internet by both the UFO believers and the UFO skeptics alike!... Worked like a charm

]

THIS UFO HOAX WAS MADE JUST TO PROVE RENSE.COM SHOULD NEVER REPORT A UFO STORY!

and to uh sell some videos right....

AND IT WORKED!

So the initial video mpeg was deemed worthy to go forward and i proceeded to send the mpeg to the 1 place i knew would make it available worldwide! RENSE.COM! And within 3 hours i had received... "This is the most amazing video i ever seen" type of email... from rense.com webmaster... and that night the video was up..... Sold over $600 in videos that night.... but that was not even the beginning of what was to come... Shit got out of control.... everyone in the world wanted to buy the footage... i was being harassed by news people... hell i just wanted to get stoned and collect video sales... but NOOOOO... Any ways after a day or so scott davis passed his number though jeff willes and i got it so i called him... i knew he only wanted to make a cheesy story out of it... so i did the interview knowing that it would eventually lead to a rebuttal of the footage when i ditched the weirdo... he was calling me 4 or 5 times a day asking so much shit... i actually planned to meet dilletosso and those film guys... i knew the tricks they used to check film for hoaxes and i had already striped the footage to a brand new tape with authentic black levels... however the day that scott davis setup the meeting jim dilletosso never called him so i said fuck em i was done... my job was complete... Everyone in the world was going nuts... fighting and ranting over the shit and i was getting phat paid!...

I calculated that google would have my site on top of the UFO search within 2 weeks.... I figured the news people would do some shit to try to counter attack... once scott davis knew he was ditched and i stopped talking to him it pissed him off... he is a little silly man about 4ft tall... kinda reminded me a an alien... oh well.. they did their story calling it a hoax... however they had no proof.... with all the hundreds of thousands of dollars they have and the thousands they paid jim dilletosso to analyze the footage... no proof of shit other than jim's opinion is was fake... Well no shit, any jackass could see that... "any intelligent one".... I admit the video was moron proof but anyone who knows shit about video could "see" the pattern.. they just could not PROVE SHIT cause the video was did with super stoner power.... something they never knew existed.

So, any ways the job was complete, people were connecting the fake ufo to the crop circles and all the morons were buying my videos.... i was bored with phoenix and left... however i got too stoned while driving in texas and got pulled over... threw in jail... stayed a few weeks and got out.... By the time i was out... the entire freak show was shooting full force.... The phoenix jackass squad... knowing they had been pimp slapped by the ninjas of cash started their web sites of insanity... faking received emails from me and making up shit to go with the fake video.... however it was all in vein....

The only thing the de bunkers accomplished by spaming fake ufo and ufotheatre across the internet was to shoot the website even higher on the search engines.... ufotheatre.com was at the TOP of the UFO search on every major search engine in the world and the gate was opened to the final stage of the experiment... Now was the time.... the time for the sequel to be released.... and NOT to feature anything from phoenix.... this would throw off the skeptics... it worked... The sequel sold over 20 copies in the first hour it was released.... a landmark in any cheesy underground video... especially a UFO one... Within a week i had sold so many i had to stop sales to keep up.... the skeptics were shitting bricks.... mailing virus and spam and every hate mail on the planet... i counted 200 i hate you emails.... in 2 or 3 days.... almost the amount of video sales! HAAA.. oh well

Within 2 months i had already collaborated with a group to produce sfts3 the final sign.... i did the music and some production and the rest was done by a well compensation guru of the first group who helped along this journey...The movie was released... had no money spent to create or produce... and sold hundreds within a few weeks.... After a certain amount of money was made... A preexisting idea was put to force...

Drop the entire website, and all videos... collect the cash and never look back!... After all the deviants who were responsible for the crop circle and the phoenix plan had a new idea..... and it would make even more money than ufotheatre.com ever did... The secret was to create a new website and use the same tools and ideas to go further than ever before.... and yet this time to remain unknowns behind mask.

So the story is told.... Everyone who keeps emailing me wanting this to be known... here is your treat!... I think people should know that the entire UFO society is ran by and controlled by people like us.... after all there is NOTHING that can not be sold or manipulated into being sold.

I started out running a legit website based on research and video sharing from personal experiences but i was bitten by a big green snake who hunted me down and tempted be with dollar signs in his eyes.... and ANYONE ELSE who sells any video in the world or has anything to do with video sales has been bitten by the same snake... the only difference is i was smart enough to capitalize from the bite... others just sit back making little bits of cash until they are drained and made a fool of...

From all the video sales, subscription payments and video licensing...in 5 years... i got my ducks for this website and its old and moldy like a taco from last month.I got paid - Your truly The real Brian Bessent (the ufo pimp)

Well seems the little morons who were tricked into giving UFOTHEATRE.com free advertising with the shitty cheezy UFO hoax are a little SAD because they have been exposed for the retards of time and space they are!

Well let's go over the people who are responsible for making this ufo hoax cash out and putting ufotheatre.com at the top of the ufo search engines long enough to sell all our cheap videos!

Phoenix Az, UFO CRACKPOT CENTRAL!

The entire ufo scene is full of whacked out cracker jacks.... All hell bent on making a buck! There are NO exceptions!

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________

So here is the story you have all been dying to tell.....right from the horses ass - Peace out my wormy internet stalking weirdos with no lives!

:)